Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but

I wish for some popcorns now.

granted, but youll die of cancer when you eat it.

i wish for GAWMOW

Breadsalt wrote:granted, but youll die of cancer when you eat it.

i wish for GAWMOW

Granted, Garmow is now sitting in ur ass.

I wish for a Good movie.

Granted.but the DVD is broke.

i wish for PINGAS

Granted, you die.

I wish for Ipad.

Granted, but you get a smaller version called a ipod touch

I wish to be Chuck Norris

Admiral Awesome wrote:Granted, but you get a smaller version called a ipod touch

I wish to be Chuck Norris

^Then i have 2!

___

Granted, but u get will get killed by your own awesomeness.

I wish for games-

granted, but your processor cant take it and explodes.


i wish for a banana.

granted, you got a BIG banana up in your ass!

I wish for this something Good to happen.

Granted, you have been raped.


i wish i got laid

granted, but u get AIDS.

I wish for more Epic Smileys-

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, but u get AIDS.

I wish for more Epic Smileys-

Granted, but the smileys are too epic for you and you die,

I wish for a gay farmer to make fun of

granted, you can make fun of your father.

I wish for AIDS.

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, you can make fun of your father.

I wish for AIDS.

Granted, but it turns out to be SARS

i wish for a gay scout to make fun of!

Breadsalt wrote:

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, you can make fun of your father.

I wish for AIDS.

Granted, but it turns out to be SARS

i wish for a gay scout to make fun of!

granted, look on yourself scout.

I wish for me to be

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:

Breadsalt wrote:

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, you can make fun of your father.

I wish for AIDS.

Granted, but it turns out to be SARS

i wish for a gay scout to make fun of!

granted, look on yourself scout.

I wish for me to be

granted, but youll get eaten by


i wish for a

granted, your anus is now a

I wish for sandwich

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, your anus is now a

I wish for sandwich

Granted, but the sandwich is a spy

i wish for something nice to happen

Breadsalt wrote:

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, your anus is now a

I wish for sandwich

Granted, but the sandwich is a spy

i wish for something nice to happen

granted, you die.

I wish for a new game.

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:

Breadsalt wrote:

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:granted, your anus is now a

I wish for sandwich

Granted, but the sandwich is a spy

i wish for something nice to happen

granted, you die.

I wish for a new game.

Granted but you lost the game

I wish for balls of steel

Granted your mother is the left ball, your father is the right.

I wish for Viruses not to attack my Pc every fucking 5 seconds!

MadHatter | S.T.A.R wrote:Granted your mother is the left ball, your father is the right.

I wish for Viruses not to attack my Pc every fucking 5 seconds!

granted, viruses will now attack you every second.


i wish for a bucket

granted, your wife is a bucket.

I wish for a mic.

MightyCydoniac wrote:granted, your wife is a bucket.

I wish for a mic.

Granted, But it not work

I wish for this wish to be denied.

I stole that from infected

Granted, your wish got... Wait... Denied? Then i failed?

I wish for TROLL-LO-Lol